the-real-bobby-hill:

get to know me meme | [2/5] Favourite TV Shows: Gravity Falls

"Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"

rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5 

WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE

uhhh dont you mean dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

re-followers lmao

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

i know i have asks but the wifi is so bAD and i don’t have the charger for this laptop i am sorry. i love u

what time is the gf season supposed to start???????? maybe i can catch it haA

i think the boys who clean the yard were chucking pigeons

when gf returns
don’t even talk to me about it i’ll kill u